The Evolutionary Error – Born Miserable Gene

After millions of years of evolution would it really be too much to expect the ‘born miserable’ gene to have gradually been eradicated?

Okay I understand that there are times when we actually need to be emotionally unhappy, physically upset and angry or even extremely saddened and morose, it is part of our coping strategy for all the things which happen to us and around us. Usually things totally out of our control.

But I am becoming a little dismayed (note the difference between dismayed and miserable) at the actual extent people go to in a bid to be miserable.

I know families who don’t speak to each other for months because Vera gave Tina her old settee without asking Betty if she wanted it first. In fact in that particular example these three members of the save family actually play Bingo, and they have basically created no go zones in Gala so they can’t inadvertently mix.

It’s an old settee for gods sake? Grow up, get a life and move on.

Oh, and please stop breeding and replicating that awful, useless ‘born miserable’ gene.

Harry’s pet pooch is better treated than this – Amazing Reading FC Job Opportunity”

Reading FC

I’m surprised they didn’t offer the job to Brian McDermott – anything is better than managing Leeds United surely!

Reading FC are advertising on UK Sport – Jobs in Sport website for a First Team Performance Coach Analyst – advert link  (now defunct since the Daily Mirror and Mail ran with this story). Could this be the absolutely worst vacancy advertisement ever? I think it is potentially in the Top 10 for certain.

Lets pretend for a moment that we are a Performance Coach Analyst and analyse the advert section by section and see how many reasons we can find to apply to this job. I’ll score each point from 0-10 in terms of appeal factor:

Salary – Unpaid – Wow, how generous. Okay I know it is an intern post, but still it is full time and it is working for a Premier League Football Club where 20yr old footballers get paid at least £4,000 per month even if they don’t play. – 0

Hours – Unsociable – Whoo hoo. No free social time on evenings and weekends, any weekend. Perfect for those budding young Interns who either don’t have any friends or don’t want to keep them very long. Besides I don’t really want to spend any time with my partner do I. - 0

Travel – You need access to your own vehicle and will be expected to attend all home and away football games for the entire season. A rough finger in the air estimate leads me to conclude that I will probably have to drive circa 6,000 miles. Which means I don’t just need any old car, I need a solid, reliable and secure car (if you ever parked your car in Liverpool on a match day you will know what I mean). – 0

Expenses – this is where it gets good hopefully. Clock up all those miles on the car, stay in some good hotels and dine out in style with the squad and drink some Chablis. Erm, no, wrong on every level. No expenses at all. So you have to finance your own car, maintenance and the wear and tear. Pay for the fuel and all your own sustenance and overheads. – 0

Company and Opportunity – Well maybe all the above stuff is because despite everything they will probably get relegated this season so money may be tight. I get that. But if they get relegated the actual job is even less appealing. It means that instead of going to The Emirates to watch The Arsenal, Old Trafford to chew the fat and share a nice malt whisky with Sir Alex, Anfield or Stamford Bridge and watching some of the biggest teams on the planet (with the exception of Spurs of course, who are just appallingly dreadful), I will be visiting teams like Leeds, Sheffield Wednesday, QPR (yes Arry, you are going down – Ha ha), Huddersfield. So Company and Opportunity comes in with a big fat – 0

Total Score is marginally less points than QPR have accrued all season – 0

Okay here is where it gets really good. What do Reading FC want for their money or not as the case appears to be. Surely not a lot?

Requirements: Applicants should:

  • Hold (or be in the process of completing) a postgraduate degree in performance analysis or Sports Science
  • Have a performance analysis background, with some previous experience of working in Professional/Semi-Pro Football
  • Be efficient in the use of both ProZone and SportsCode
  • Have some knowledge and experience of video editing software (preferably Final Cut Pro)

Ah ha, now it all makes sense. For no salary, no expenses and working full time during unsociable hours whilst driving all over the country, they basically want a fully qualified and experienced Performance Analyst with experience from a Professional or Semi-Pro Football background. This is the legacy our Olympic Year has left behind for UK Sport? Is this the best that a budding professional Sports Performance Analyst can expect in the richest football league in the world?

Why would anyone take this job. More importantly why can’t Reading FC pay some form of salary and at the very least pay the expenses and provide a vehicle. All squad footballers get cars as part of their package. Surely they have the odd bling bling Range Rover with leopard skin seats and a carbon fibre picnic hamper in the boot kicking around spare.

Maybe I have missed the point. I always thought people took an Internship to gain experience in their sector or to add understanding to their actual professional qualifications either during or after university. But this doesn’t fall into that remit. Besides anything else if we are considering someone who is taking a year out (which would be a great experience admittedly) how on earth are they supposed to live, support themselves and even find the money to meet the terms and requirements of the job. Travelling from Reading to Newcastle in a car is not a cheap old jaunt by any stretch of the imagination, it isn’t a pleasant one either.

If I had the skills and experience required for this job I would rather work as Harry Redknappers dog.

Proof if any were needed that dogs look like their owners!

Proof if any were needed that dogs look like their owners!

At least I would have some money in a bank account and get occasional trips to nice places like Monaco (allegedly M’Lud) and be treated like one of the family.

Is this kind of employment opportunity even legal?

Who shot JR and the Recruitment Paradox

johnruskin“It’s unwise to pay too much, but it’s worse to pay too little. When you pay too much, you lose a little money – that’s all. When you pay
too little, you sometimes lose everything, because the thing you
bought was incapable of doing the thing it was bought to do. The
common law of business balance prohibits paying a little and getting a
lot – it can’t be done. If you deal with the lowest bidder, it is well
to add something for the risk you run, and if you do that you will
have enough to pay for something better.”

John Ruskin – Common law of business balance 

Alternatively consider this sentiment,

There is hardly anything in the world that someone cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper, and the people who consider price alone are that person’s lawful prey.” also by John Ruskin.

If you work in recruitment or are the end user of recruitment services I’m certain that both of those statements will resonate accordingly. So they should. Together our collaborative selves have successfully managed to upset the Common law of business balance. Often with a little assistance from Procurement along the way, it appears as if almost the whole recruitment industry along with our clients have skipped merrily down the road of self or even mutual flagellation (that’s a sadistic form of flogging oneself with some harsh implement such as a stick wrapped in barbed wire for those who may not know so I’m told).

So what has prompted this observation and why am I writing a blog about something that should be patently obvious but which we have so adamantly ignored. Simple, because deep down there has been no winner from this collective compromise. There are many clients who think they have clawed back some hard fought no man’s land and won a loyal army in the form of their Preferred Supplier List working for meagre rations. Similarly there are many recruiters who just as during the Middle-Ages couldn’t desert their Liege Lord quickly enough when offered a scrap of land or a title, usually in the form of a 12mth service / supplier contract.

Unfortunately more probably feel like they have spent time under bombardment in the trenches, hemmed in on all sides and forever forced into a compromise between professional excellence and survival.

The truth is rather less awe inspiring. John Ruskin was right in every way. There has to be a balance of reward in business for both sides. Let us be very honest and consider the standard recruitment process which probably applies to the vast majority of client requirements and agency placements today:

  1. Client fires out requirement through automated recruitment system to PSL. In this instance let us say the vacancy is for a Sales Rep and let us assume that they send it to 7 recruiters.
  2. Recruiters all open the requirement brief. Usually a link to a concise description of the job and basic details such as salary. The only thing which separates these 7 recruiters at this stage is their level of motivation and tenacity. The race has begun.
  3. 7 recruiters then post it to all of their respective job boards. 7 recruiters post the same job to 5 job boards each = 35 job postings for one job – pity the poor job seekers) and usually they are all using the same job boards.
  4. Recruiters search their databases and CV libraries for matches of candidates that meet the parameters of the job description. Many of the candidates will be on multiple databases and CV Libraries. The duplication begins.
  5. Recruiters then begin the race to call their database matches and check availability and suitability of the job, the package and the location. Note that they rarely interview the candidate against the job, they simply don’t have time in this mad metrics driven world. Besides they need to secure as many potential candidates as possible as quickly as possible before their competitors on the same PSL call them first. Quality approach don’t you think?
  6. Recruiters, all 7 of them begin firing across to the client all the CV matches. No surprises here that some duplication occurs. No surprises here that many of the candidates don’t even know who the actual client company as recruiters try and protect their business.
  7. Candidates begin applying for the advertised position, many will apply to the same job multiple times often oblivious to the fact that they have already been submitted following a couple of brief calls to ascertain if they are still available. More duplication.

Need I go through the entire process? Thus far there has been virtually no communication, collaboration or consultation between anyone. It generally doesn’t improve as the process proceeds. There isn’t time for quality of delivery and consultative recruitment in this kind of process, and besides everyone knows precisely what is expected of them. Not very much in reality.

So where exactly is the professionalism in this process? There isn’t any. At fees of circa 15%  hard working recruiters have an expectation of filling 1 in 3 or 3 out 10 vacancies and they are targeted on volume placements. This is all about churn and burn. This isn’t about consultative recruitment, focused delivery and exceptional service. Expectations are low as is quality and delivery.

I don’t know who said “You get what you pay for.” In actual fact it is heatedly debated as to whether John Ruskin wrote about the common law of business balance by scholars from Oxford to Harvard. Hence my opening title about who shot JR, for all those wondering when and where I would introduce Dallas and JR Ewing into this post. But seriously someone shot someone in the foot when we all joined hands and followed the Pied Piper down the road to mediocre service and the demise of professional and consultative recruitment.

The Alternatives

If you are a client why not try engaging with a recruiter and giving them some real motivation. Giving them a requirement exclusively is a good start. Agree some hard and fast timelines with them, ask for an update on progress every 2-3 days and tell them what you want and how you want it. Tell them what would really blow your mind and exceed your expectations. I have no doubt that you will be pleasantly surprised, you may win over a major ally who as a result gives you a whole raft of added value services such as market and competitor intelligence.

Corned Beef or Horsemeat?

Corned Beef or Horsemeat?

I don’t know about you, but I would rather pay a little more and be treated like the most important customer in the world. To know that there was a recruiter out there fighting my corner, promoting my company, working weekends and burning the candle at both ends to get me the result I need when I need it. PSLs are great for constant volume recruitment such as warehousing and call-centre recruitment. But when it comes to key positions that are vital to your business and the capability of teams and departments shouldn’t you treat these requirements as opportunities to add definition, value, capability and prowess to the business. If you went shopping to find a brilliant Business Analyst for your Finance Director would you expect to find one in the ‘value range’ at Asda? No, you would probably look at the ‘Taste the Difference Range’. I know I would. I want exactly what it says on the tin and I want the very best Business Analyst my budget will buy.

If you are a recruiter, try asking for specific vacancies on an exclusive basis. Be even bolder, begin with a request for a retainer and negotiate from there if you have to. Put your money where your mouth is and offer some real consultative, client focused and exclusive expectation exceeding service. Try (and I know that many of you do. I certainly do) and offer a true taste experience. Give them gourmet cuisine and a Michelin * service and trust me, they will come back drooling for more.

Disclaimer

This post comes from the heart. I’ve spent almost 20yrs in the recruitment industry and sadly watched much of it deteriorate as a result of lower fees = lower expectations. I know many hard working, committed recruiters who wear their hearts on their sleeve and really do give everything they have to their clients regardless. I live in hope that one day the recruiter / client relationship built on trust, understanding and mutual gain and commitment will return.

Should Sales People Automatically Ace Interviews? – Probably not.

I had an interesting conversation over lunch yesterday with a hiring manager who made the following statement:

“Surely if a Sales Professional is nervous in an interview it raises questions about how they perform in a sales meeting, what is the difference if they are meeting strangers for the first time in a strange environment regardless of if it is a sales meeting or an interview, basically they have one chance to impress?” Nervous

The short answer is that this assumption is wrong. For the simple reason that when a good sales professional goes to a client meeting that individual has 100% confidence in their product / proposition, they are going in to that meeting armed with a whole plethora of tried and tested sales techniques that they have honed in this environment, that they have probably role played and tested extensively. They are going into that sales meeting with an understanding about their clients perceived needs and a belief factor based upon success and achievement that they can provide a solution. Most good sales people will probably have a pretty good idea of what the key objections are going to be before they even walk through the door, that is called market intelligence or market data, you know who they have used before and probably what that experience was. Finally they are going into that sales meeting with an understanding of who their competition is, what their strengths and weaknesses are and how their organisation and proposition compares.

I’ve worked in sales for almost 20yrs and I know how to control even the most resilient prospect, how to engage them and to set the agenda. In effect if I walk into a sales meeting, it is my meeting and I control the direction and the flow. All good sales people do this very effectively, they have proven steps to success, established sales techniques and objection handling strategies that work.

All of this however is entirely different from walking into an interview. You probably have very little understanding in most cases of the agenda, you have little if any control and trying to set the agenda or take control could actually cause a fractious situation. In reality you have no idea about the previous incumbent (if there was one) with the exception of some limited Linkedin profile if you are lucky and of course the stakes are potentially higher.

Yes, there is some validity in questioning nervousness or drawing conclusions about a potential employees general demeanour and composure in a stressful situation. But if they have the track record, have the necessary skills and experience my advice would be to first of all adapt your interview style and try to put them at ease and secondly bring them back for a second interview and put them into a more comfortable and familiar situation by asking them to deliver a sales presentation. You may be surprised.

Job Seeker Advice – Do Your Homework Please!

Boringinterview“So Mr Job Seeker, thanks for coming along to this interview, tell me what you know about our organisation and our culture?”

How many interviewers ask this question or variations of it and then find themselves yawning or doodling on their pad?

Why do so many interviewees fall down at this particular question?

Why do many totally miss such an exceptional opportunity to sell themselves, to begin closing early and to underline why they are right for this organisation almost from the word go?

Why do almost all assume that as the Interviewer I have nothing better to do with my time than listen to the 5th Interviewee in a row recite the ‘About Us’ page of the company website back to me?

This question, in whatever format it takes is a shining, blinding, blatantly obvious opportunity for you as the interviewee to sell yourself to the business. It isn’t an offer to sit there and recite a load of old gumph from the website or the back of the company literature.

What is an interviewer looking for in your answer to this question? Yes, they are looking to establish what you know about the organisation, but ideally they want to know that you have actually done some research, that you have some understanding potentially of why this organisation may be right for you culturally, how it meets your aspirations and generally. Match yourself to your statements and take this opportunity to evidence why you are potentially right, for example:

“Mr Interviewer, I am aware that in the last 12 months your organisation has made a number of acquisitions and this is one of the reasons I am here today. I thrive in fast paced environments that require agility and flexibility from its employees and this sounds like a perfect match for me because (insert example or experience of when you have thrived in a challenging fast paced environment)…”

Or what about:

“I’m so pleased you have asked me this question because I have done lots of research on the culture of the business and in particular the way it appears to promote from within and offer exceptional career development opportunities, something which really appeals to me in terms of my next opportunity. For example I noticed whilst using Linkedin that the average employee in your sales teams has been with the business for over 4 years, and over half of those appear to have been promoted at least 3 times in that period and this appeals to my ambitious nature and my desire to….”

Even better:

“I have of course done the usual and reviewed the About Us page on the website, but what I found really interesting was an interview given by your CEO to Top500 Magazine in which they outlined the amazing growth and success over the last 2 years, but more importantly the really exciting strategy and aspirations for the next 3 years, something I would relish being part of because I think my experience can contribute to that vision…”

“Let me ask you a question Mr Interviewee, what do you know about our organisation?”

I know that you are the first port of call from people who are really serious about their careers and I thought the fact that your team is full of some of the best in the industry would ensure that I can continue my own success and development accordingly …”

Researching a prospective employer prior to an interview requires more than a cursory visit to their website. If that is all you are going to do, then at the very least check out the news feed, the annual accounts and any press releases. But ideally cross reference competitors on Linkedin, know the kind of person who is a success in the business and where they come from and compare yourself to them accordingly when you get the chance in the interview. You have one chance to shine, may only have 45 mins to an hour in which to do it so don’t waste it rattling off information the interviewer already knows. Say something that say’s something about YOU!

*Cautionary Point: Don’t do the reverse and bore them senseless with too many examples. Keep it succinct, interesting and to the point.

The Recruitment Industry – Do we need an Ombudsman?

Anyone that knows me or follows me on Linkedin is probably aware of how passionately I defend the recruitment industry. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not that blind and naïve fool who thinks everything in the garden is rosy, not by any stretch of the imagination. Let’s face it those do exist in all industry sectors and walks of life.

I do however believe that the recruitment industry is unduly maligned, vilified and chastised as the Pantomime Villain of the job market and the world of employment. Surprisingly more often than not it is by the people who work in it. I am absolutely not one of them. But I’m not wearing rose tinted glasses. There are issues, there are rogue elements and there are undoubtedly the unscrupulous and the exploitative. In all walks of life, in every profession there are those who cause problems, have a different set of ethics and morals, narcissists and commercial sociopaths who thrive on doing things the wrong way, who think that financial gain and acquisition of a fast buck is the testament to success. Unfortunately in recruitment because of who we are and what we do a little bad news can travel very fast, especially in the social media world we now live in where a single incident which had no original malicious or unscrupulous intent can be rapidly exaggerated as catch all testament to the industry as whole

Earlier this year a debate raged on the Institute of Recruiters (IOR), Linkedin Group. I spent a week or so defending criticism of my industry from a certain quarter. These people (one individual in particular) were suggesting that the recruitment industry needs licensing. It was quite a lively debate, and in all fairness I suspect the real context was lost due to the misleading opening point of the discussion where it was implied that virtually all recruitment businesses are worthless, because they don’t have a license. Suffice to say that this angle was robustly defended by many and some including myself rather took offence at the insinuation. But maybe in hindsight I should consider eating some humble pie.

I was recently asked for advice from a former client on a serious recruitment issue they were trying to deal with. Basically they use a number of recruitment firms to recruit highly skilled and pretty rare technical engineering staff. Much of this is on an ongoing contract basis which is very lucrative for the recruitment firms involved. Some however is permanent recruitment, which of course from a one off fee perspective is particularly rewarding.

My client has discovered that one of their suppliers has been responsible for some rather unethical activity within their organisation. Basically the recruiter has been placing candidates on a perm basis and then soliciting the same candidates immediately they are out of their probationary period or to clarify, once the rebate period on the fee has transpired. This hasn’t happened just once either. My client has undertaken a solid investigation and it appears that this activity has taken place on at least 5 occasions in the last 12mths across their various business areas and departments.

Worse still! Yes it can get worse. The same recruitment firm provides a lot of contractors, but what they have been doing is poaching other recruitment agencies contractors out of the company and its projects and placing them with competitors and visa versa. What makes it worse still is that they have been paying referral fees to their own contractors for names and phone numbers of competitor’s contractors, effectively undermining their own client’s projects by extracting their skilled agency contractors!

Now, if you work in recruitment and have ethics and morals you are probably squirming in your seat at the sheer audacity of this. If you don’t work in recruitment or don’t understand how this market works you may not really appreciate how bad this scenario is, let me explain.

The recruiter gets paid a fee for a perm placement of for example £8,000 for placing Bill Smith in a job with Oxygen Power Services. 3mths later when there is no rebate clause period remaining so the recruitment fee is banked and safe. The same recruiter goes back to Bill Smith and offers him some more money to move to another firm down the road. He gets another £8’000, but at the same time he gets to fill Bills job at Oxygen again with a candidate he previously placed at another firm and gets another £8’000. In reality there is no limit to how many times he can do this, well until he runs out of companies and candidates. If he moves 5 candidates through 5 companies and they all work in the same place once, then over a period of 12 – 18mths he can replicate the same fee up to 25 times! Unlikely but it is mathematically possible.

The same kind of formula can be applied to the contractor side. He is basically shuffling contractors from one recruiter to another project and has created a merry go round type scenario, which is also pushing up pay rates or reducing everyone’s margins. This is basically ‘Sharp Pracitice’ and was traditionally the holy grail of a few firms of cowboys and charlatans in the Sales Recruitment sector in the 80′s and 90′s who oddly always had a tendency to emulate Gordon Gekko. Image

My client has asked me who they can escalate this unprofessional conduct to in terms of a serious complaint. The problem is he can’t really! Okay if the recruitment firm in question were part of the REC or the IOR or similar then he could complain to those industry bodies. But they aren’t a member and to be honest, industry bodies don’t usually have much bite, although the recently formed Institute of Recruiters has promised to be robust. He can complain to the governments Employment Agency Standards office, but technically what this recruiter is doing is not illegal and they are not really responsible for commercial disputes. The EAS is really about enforcing protection, fair play and rights for workers.

What this recruiter is doing may be unethical, it may be considered bad practice by 99.9% of an industry worth an estimated £20billion+ a year to the economy, and it may even be in contravention of the terms and conditions of business of supply. But as far as I know it is not illegal. It should be but it probably never will be.

So maybe there is an argument, a case or at least a point worthy of consideration in regards to licensing the recruitment industry. Maybe there should be a government ombudsman who can rule on customer complaints with an iron glove, there is in just about every other people business. The healthcare, utilities, financial services, legal and accountancy and others all have some kind of Ombudsman set up, who is responsible for handling complaints and hold an entirely objective and impartial stance.

Maybe this could even be a more practical solution to the candidate ownership and fee debates and incidents that invariably turn legal. Yes, there would of course be a cost to set up and run an Ombudsman but if the end result is a cleaner, more robust and business conducive environment that engenders trust and thus increases positive perception could it be a win win for everyone?

What do you think?

On a final note, in reality the true scale of issues, bad practice and or intentional malpractice in the recruitment industry is actually very small. Genuine complaints, by this I mean those that are found to have grounds and be reasonable as opposed to being merely a matter of perception are relatively rare. I have worked in this industry for nearly 20yrs and the vast majority of people I have worked with or have been acquainted with are immensely passionate and ethical about what they do. But it only takes a couple of bad apples to spoil a barrel. No industry is perfect and every industry can be improved of course, but genuinely I think the industry has never been better.

So is a real licensing strategy based upon protecting hiring companies, candidates and the industry actually a good idea, it has been debated for years and historically did exist, should we bring it back? If we did, who would police it and how would it work? Would an Ombudsman suffice?